Turn off the phone! Music After a long break in this world due to divine punishment for the partial ...
... becomes the hottest blogger of all (?). This entry is going to be different from previous ones, will be on a fact that I lived in my own flesh and two of my friends.
was on Wednesday of this week as we prepared to go to the movies, more Quilmes precisely the Showcase to see the super innocently 86. Buy tickets ...
... we entered the room, we sat down, everything seemed normal. I said to myself: "Oh send a message from my phone before the start of the film." While writing the message and listened to the constant giggles Spano (one of my friends), I felt a strong voice, something uncontrolled. I turn and I see a guy in his forties, and supported an imaginary paravalanchas, shouting: "Charlyyyy, turn off the phone." I looked at him with a look of: "Me?" and say, "Sisi then turn it off." Obviously thereupon were uncontrollable
the giggles of three led by Spano and harangued by Fede (my other friend), I laughed, but with distrust. Will have been a minute between laugh and laugh I feel a blunt object lands on my back and me a deep voice says: "Your Telefonito me is breaking balls, but turn it off I'm going to stick by the rising"
Completely surprised, I managed to say that M. Fede mmm it is not too obvious and, best F. Monassi is: "Please calm down, leave us in peace", as he showed that his phone was off.
I looked and could not believe ...
It was a tense atmosphere in the room could hear a "jijiji" Spano would not stop laughing ...
When the guy returned to his place (two rows behind us) looked seeking the consensus of the people, but I found it all looked straight ahead, with a vacant stare and adjusted her legs to close any gaps which enabled the barbarian save any other electronic artefecto their displeasure. Later there were moments of great tension, because I get a phone message and was not in SILENCE! ...
Fede came
to my ear and said with a sigh: "Turn off that cell phone by Pablito Lescano love." The tension was unbearable ...
I managed to plug the speaker of the phone with my thumb, as opening the phone at that time would have represented the last time I breathe without the aid of a machine. The bad thing is that my cell phone every 3 minutes or less back to replicate, which was mummified much of the film without being able to make too many gestures, while Spano told me: "You do not laugh" (Simulating trigger type) to which I answered: "Thank you for digging my own grave."
After about 30 min the heroic born in me. My body rotating about 30 degrees to my left and filling in the seat, opened the lid of the phone, looked at the message and got the volume, all that just to coast Fede partial wetting his pants.
finished the film and withdrew all alone, the following was clearly doing all sorts of conjectures about the actions of the type, such as that he was not stopped, that it laburo Boluda, the mother (she was in the movie with an older woman, I assumed his mother) lived with him and shit to slaps, etc.
question as every kind of jokes that remained in the car driven by Fede ...
While we were in the car we thought how nice it would cross to the car and him walking down the street ...
Spano Until suddenly shouts: "There estáaaaa!" pointing to the corner of a street. We could not believe ...
There he was, the barbarian, with his family, talking to a guy in front ...
could not stop laughing like schoolgirls who like a boy, constantly saying, "What would you say?, What do you say?" Then in an act of nobility just after passing through the hand, Spano sticks his head out the window and yells: "I turned off the phone, Peladitoooo!", while Fede, risking our lives ¬ ¬ he turned and extended his middle finger or middle finger. The guy could not believe it, we had humiliated in front of his family, in front of his friends in front of strangers. He stood in the middle of the street, without understanding the car while watching Fede and I could see also scoring his patent, which still do not tell Fede.
Many think why you did not say anything before?, Well thanks to the contribution of technology as had been simulated fight.
Clearly
giant is the type.
Thus ends the story, where David defeated Goliath in this story as bureaucratic, but in the end he won.
not forget to turn off their phones before entering the cinema, because if they find a guy like this, you will have to wait until digestion to recover.
But do not despair, because thank God there is Internet and "Everyday Things", this whirlwind of joy and madness you need to spend that afternoon to fart while having mate with invoices (or failing cheese cake). 
